Look, I’m no Fields Medal winner, but is there any situation where 0 + 0 = 273.15? Google may want to take a quick break from tweaking its algo and work on that calculator function.
(BTW, if you want an interesting discussion about whether there is actually any validity in the above Google results, click here.)
This also could have been titled “Why Some People Should Not Be Allowed to Procreate”.
If you want to raise a porn star just follow the lead of these parents,
all of whom should not be shocked if their daughter shuns getting a
GED and going to trade school in favor of boinking this guy on camera.
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