He either has a jumbo package or his head is in his pants.
The funniest picture site online.
This is a sentiment that all non-Pinstripers can agree on.
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…he prevents them too.
(Note: I’m assuming that’s not actually Haley Joel Osment, but it sure as hell looks a lot like him.)
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