There is so much baddassery going on in this picture that your monitor may spontaneously combust if you don’t click off this page soon.
Image source: KPTV.com
Here is the background:
Milwaukie police say a 46-year-old Portland man is behind a one-man crime spree that happened last month.
Officers tracked down Mark Siebenmorgen, 46, at his home in Portland last week and took him into custody.
Siebenmorgen was arrested last Thursday and booked into the Clackamas County Jail on charges of criminal mischief, assault and menacing.
It’s not quite as good as this one, but I’ve never seen a more intense mugshot than Toothless Wonder above.
I took these two screenshots on my iPhone this morning.
First, the FOX mobile home page:
And now the actual article:
Proposed new FOX News slogan:
FOX: Conspicuous in our suggestions that Obama is a radical Muslim since 2008!
Unless, of course, you think the image choice/placement was a coincidence.