I think Todd Haley likes how she is consuming that sausage.

todd haley sausage animated gifGIF source: Imgur via Reddit

BTW, for those of you who are not sports fans, Todd Haley (the buffoon hopping around) is the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. He is a notorious prick who acts like a child and treats his assistant coaches and players like children. But damn does he enjoy watching an attractive woman place a piece of sausage in her mouth. It figures.

Just two actresses looking at the camera

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Sofia Vergara and Minka Kelly. Ahh….

Epic Aquatic Camouflage

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The Golden Rule

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Every guy’s #1 pet peeve about women.

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These women clearly love getting head…

…on a tall, cool glass of Budweiser.

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And this woman apparently also likes to make freaky little jack-o-lantern
heads to spook everyone who comes near the cheese tray. Unnecessary ma’am.

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Source for all images: The Inspiration Blog

The Greatest Wedding Dress Ever

I do!

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Who says today’s women are prettier or sexier?

I offer this picture of the peerless Brigitte Bardot as evidence to the contrary.

brigitte-bardotImage source: CelebToast.com

Not convinced? Here’s one more:

brigitte-bardot-2Image Source: Fake Hustle

And if you still need more convincing, click here. It’ll be the best ten minutes of your day.

The difference between women and men…

…is that men would never be crazy/stupid/vain enough to do this to themselves on a regular basis.

(but damn it makes your legs look good. Carry on ladies, carry on.)

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Yep, I’d say that pretty much sums it up

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