Happy whale is happy.

happy-whaleImage source: Rory Moore / Barcroft Media via UK Telegraph

Of course, he’s also a pilot whale, meaning he’ll F you up if you make a wrong move or threaten his kids. So treat Mr. Happy Whale like you’d treat a politician (i.e. don’t let the smile fool you…).

High Five! Down Low! On the side…

slapping-five-with-whaleImage source: Metro.co.uk via eldoobie on StumbleUpon