When I finally have a kid, we’re wearing these shirts in public.

Often.

my-baby-is-the-shit-t-shirtImage source: Reddit

Men are screwed…

…if all women start wearing this evil T-shirt.

men-are-screwed Image source: Stern.de via Reddit

Most dominant victory ever.

I’m thinking anorexia never really stood a chance.

i-beat-anorexia

Source: Linkive.com

And here is a piece of advice, assuming the guy wants to beat obesity too: try some push-ups.