Can someone explain how “Hershey’s + Calcium” has 0% calcium?

John Pozadzides, the one man behind One Man’s Blog, recently posed the question above in reference to the picture below.

hersheys-with-calcium-no-calciumImage source: Facebook

I can’t explain it. Can you?

Update: It appears that there is an explanation…or so they say.

Baking a smiley pie is so easy it’s “Child’s Play”

A Redditor tried to make a “smiley face blackberry pie“. A cute idea, right?

Well, the result is what you see below.

Image source: Imgur

As described in the Reddit post, “the result was the creepiest fucking thing ever to come out of an oven.” I concur.

In fact, my first thought when I saw the thumbnail of this picture, before even reading the title, was this:

Notice the resemblance?

I loved this comment: “Stab it. Repeatedly. Right now.” Indeed.

Talking dirty never tasted so good.

creative-foreplayImage source: Imgur via Reddit

Cafe at my office…you’re doing it wrong

Either you’re mistaken on what this means, or you’re guilty of blatantly false advertising.

taste-the-fun

Bless their hearts, the two ladies who run the cafe do not speak English as their first language, so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. Still, I lol’d when I saw this.

Who else used to tag along on trips to the grocery store just for these?

barnums-animal-crackers

I was at Target with my girlfriend tonight and I saw Barnum’s Animal Crackers while we were walking. I instantly had a hankering, as I do about once a year or so when I happen upon them at a store…so I bought a box. After gorging all of the crackers in about 47.9 seconds, I was thoroughly satiated and remembered exactly why Barnum’s Animals are the greatest cookie treat in the world. Nothing compares. Ever.

Carrots glazed with WHAT!?

Behold: the most unfortunately truncated URL…ever.

carrots-glazed-with-cum

Screenshot taken from BBC.co.uk