Sadimir Putin

Because I have a dorky, web-warped sense of humor, this pic made me LOL.

sadimir-putinImage source: Cheezburger.com

The key to a successful life is…?

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Hard to argue, isn’t it?

Welcome to the Dogg Side

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Truth.

That’s what this Dave Barry quote is.

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I lived in South Florida for a time and fell in love with the humorous wit and wisdom of Dave Barry. The quote about doesn’t sum up his capacity to be uproariously hilarious, but it does show his wit and wisdom. Go here and just start reading. I promise you won’t be disappointed.

Just two actresses looking at the camera

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Sofia Vergara and Minka Kelly. Ahh….

This is definitely the coolest car dealership ever.

harrison-ford-dealershipImage source: Imgur via Reddit

First off, yes, I realize that their “s” is upside down. Why? I don’t know. Secondly, no I am not sure where this picture was taken, but I am assuming that it is probably one of the Harrison (or Harrisonburg) Ford dealerships listed here.

And finally, if you don’t realize why this Ford dealership is the most badass Ford dealership of all-time, I would like to politely request that you get off my blog!

It’s a valid question…

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however, it’s not a question that was actually asked by Julian Assange himself. This quote is from a brilliant Saturday Night Live skit from a few weeks back.

For anyone who would like to provide their thoughts, the comment section awaits.

Perfectly Acceptable Timeless, Classic Duckface

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Now that you’ve seen the picture of the timeless, peerless Marilyn Monroe, a couple quick things:

  1. An argument could be made, as it was here, that this is not actually duckface. Miss Marilyn actually appears to be acting out a kiss for the camera, but just happens to have been captured in a duckface-style pose. Do I care? No. It’s a picture of Marilyn Monroe, so I won’t offer up excuses for posting it.
  2. If you are somehow unfamiliar duckeface, click here. That will clear up the phenomenon for you.
  3. And finally, yes a very easy joke could be made about changing the “D” in duckface to make the description more familiar. I won’t make it. I think you know what I mean.

I can’t stop staring at this picture of Audrey Hepburn

audrey-hepburnImage source: Tumblr via Reddit

Bad Idea

You’d have to be pretty close to flying over the cuckoo’s nest to think this is wise.

jack-nicholson-jokerImage source: Kokugamer via Reddit

Epic Christmas Sweater Guy

The Picchore team hopes your holidays are as f’ing awesome as this guy’s seem to be.

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Epic Doucheface

Remember Epic Duckface? Below is the male version.

epic-doucheface-male-version-of-duckfaceSource: Imgur via Reddit

The most interesting men you wish your men could smell like.

There is so much baddassery going on in this picture that your monitor may spontaneously combust if you don’t click off this page soon.

most-interesting-picture-old-spice-guy-most-interesting-man-in-the-worldImage source: Isaiah Mustafa’s YFrog account via Reddit

The Most Intense Mugshot of All-Time

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Here is the background:

Milwaukie police say a 46-year-old Portland man is behind a one-man crime spree that happened last month.

Officers tracked down Mark Siebenmorgen, 46, at his home in Portland last week and took him into custody.

Siebenmorgen was arrested last Thursday and booked into the Clackamas County Jail on charges of criminal mischief, assault and menacing.

It’s not quite as good as this one, but I’ve never seen a more intense mugshot than Toothless Wonder above.

Way to be subtle, FOX News.

I took these two screenshots on my iPhone this morning.

First, the FOX mobile home page:

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And now the actual article:

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Proposed new FOX News slogan:

FOX: Conspicuous in our suggestions that Obama is a radical Muslim since 2008!

Unless, of course, you think the image choice/placement was a coincidence.

Yeah.

Right.

Scenes from Real Life: A Piss-Stained Metaphor for FOX News

This picture was taken upon entering the men’s room at a Starbucks in Dallas, TX.

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The takeaway is clear:

Glenn Beck and a dirty toilet seat with a urine stain have a lot in common.

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The Most Perfectly Named Man in the World

yourhighness-tafariImage source: Imgur via Reddit

Sunny Dee and Rum

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Okay, so the Photoshop work isn’t great, but still, it’s much more pleasant to look at than the original, don’tcha think?

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Just for good measure, here’s another pic of the wonderful Sweet Dee:

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And if you don’t know who Sweet Dee is, go start watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia. NOW!

Samuel Whittemore was a badass

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Yeah, so the next time you think you’re a badass…or someone you’re with tries to act like they are a badass, remind them of Samuel Whittemore, a man who was obviously really a badass.

And yes, this is real. That much badassery did occur by someone who was 80 years old.

Men are screwed…

…if all women start wearing this evil T-shirt.

men-are-screwed Image source: Stern.de via Reddit