Baking a smiley pie is so easy it’s “Child’s Play”

A Redditor tried to make a “smiley face blackberry pie“. A cute idea, right?

Well, the result is what you see below.

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As described in the Reddit post, “the result was the creepiest fucking thing ever to come out of an oven.” I concur.

In fact, my first thought when I saw the thumbnail of this picture, before even reading the title, was this:

Notice the resemblance?

I loved this comment: “Stab it. Repeatedly. Right now.” Indeed.

And I shall call this dish: “Heartstopper”

From the chef: “House made tater tots, fried in duck fat,
with smoked cheese curd covered in roasted duck gravy.”

Image source: Imgur via Reddit

Why must the things that look the best be the worst for us? If only I could reach into the computer screen and grab just one glorious tater tot…

General Tso’s Chicken Na-Tsos

If this isn’t love at first sight, then such a phenomenon doesn’t exist.

general-tsos-nachosImage source: Imgur via Reddit

The title on Reddit is: “My friend’s latest drunk creation – General Tso’s Chicken Nachos.” Whoever said that nothing good comes from drinking obviously did not anticipate this.

Also, kudos to commenter frenchst. I loved his/her title suggestion so much I used part of it above.

Cafe at my office…you’re doing it wrong

Either you’re mistaken on what this means, or you’re guilty of blatantly false advertising.

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Bless their hearts, the two ladies who run the cafe do not speak English as their first language, so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. Still, I lol’d when I saw this.

Oh come on, China Buffet. You know what you’re doing here.

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Image source: Imgur via Reddit

Who else used to tag along on trips to the grocery store just for these?

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I was at Target with my girlfriend tonight and I saw Barnum’s Animal Crackers while we were walking. I instantly had a hankering, as I do about once a year or so when I happen upon them at a store…so I bought a box. After gorging all of the crackers in about 47.9 seconds, I was thoroughly satiated and remembered exactly why Barnum’s Animals are the greatest cookie treat in the world. Nothing compares. Ever.