Baking a smiley pie is so easy it’s “Child’s Play”

A Redditor tried to make a “smiley face blackberry pie“. A cute idea, right?

Well, the result is what you see below.

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As described in the Reddit post, “the result was the creepiest fucking thing ever to come out of an oven.” I concur.

In fact, my first thought when I saw the thumbnail of this picture, before even reading the title, was this:

Notice the resemblance?

I loved this comment: “Stab it. Repeatedly. Right now.” Indeed.

And I shall call this dish: “Heartstopper”

From the chef: “House made tater tots, fried in duck fat,
with smoked cheese curd covered in roasted duck gravy.”

Image source: Imgur via Reddit

Why must the things that look the best be the worst for us? If only I could reach into the computer screen and grab just one glorious tater tot…

General Tso’s Chicken Na-Tsos

If this isn’t love at first sight, then such a phenomenon doesn’t exist.

general-tsos-nachosImage source: Imgur via Reddit

The title on Reddit is: “My friend’s latest drunk creation – General Tso’s Chicken Nachos.” Whoever said that nothing good comes from drinking obviously did not anticipate this.

Also, kudos to commenter frenchst. I loved his/her title suggestion so much I used part of it above.

Cafe at my office…you’re doing it wrong

Either you’re mistaken on what this means, or you’re guilty of blatantly false advertising.


Bless their hearts, the two ladies who run the cafe do not speak English as their first language, so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. Still, I lol’d when I saw this.

Oh come on, China Buffet. You know what you’re doing here.

china buffet

Image source: Imgur via Reddit

Who else used to tag along on trips to the grocery store just for these?


I was at Target with my girlfriend tonight and I saw Barnum’s Animal Crackers while we were walking. I instantly had a hankering, as I do about once a year or so when I happen upon them at a store…so I bought a box. After gorging all of the crackers in about 47.9 seconds, I was thoroughly satiated and remembered exactly why Barnum’s Animals are the greatest cookie treat in the world. Nothing compares. Ever.