Right in the neck!!!! OH GOD I THINK HE”S STINGING THROUGH THE PAPER!! DEAR LORD SAVE US!!!!
Image source: OH GOD RIGHT HERE.
Look, I don’t like cats. I’m a dog man. I’m allergic to cats and their indifference pisses me off. But I hate unnecessary torture even more. And this is torture.
You know what I’d like to see? Some giant person 10X the size of the annoying girls in the background take them, dye them to look a cartoon character, and then sit there taking pictures of them. See how they like it. It’s not often I feel sympathy for a cat, but in this case I do. So unnecessary.
This weekend, little Rebel and I went up to the parents’ house to hang out for the weekend since it was my younger bro’s last night at home before flying back to Bloomington where he is a student at IU. We could not find Rebel after a game of cards, but ultimately he turned up — sitting in my brother’s suitcase. Good thing no one zipped him up, otherwise he would have been in for a bumpy ride.
Image source: Rory Moore / Barcroft Media via UK Telegraph
Of course, he’s also a pilot whale, meaning he’ll F you up if you make a wrong move or threaten his kids. So treat Mr. Happy Whale like you’d treat a politician (i.e. don’t let the smile fool you…).
Krakatoa, the now-8 year old Kimodo dragon from the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park, proves that all happy birthdays are properly celebrated with a SpongeBob party hat…even in the animal kingdom.
The mouse-covered cake, however, is probably a uniquely Kimodoian birthday treat.