This painting will mess with your mind

But in a fun way. Very, very well done Mr. Shuplyak.

Image source: Imgur via Reddit

Painting: “Portrait Shevchenko ll” by Oleg Shuplyak.

Hat tip: Cain McKnight

Napkins? We don’t need no stinking napkins!

Just one more example of a dog being wonderful, useful, and just plain awesome.

dog-licks-baby-face-animated-gifGifBin.com via Reddit

But pageviews, we do need stinking pageviews…and here is a great plugin for tracking pageviews by author.

Can someone explain how “Hershey’s + Calcium” has 0% calcium?

John Pozadzides, the one man behind One Man’s Blog, recently posed the question above in reference to the picture below.

hersheys-with-calcium-no-calciumImage source: Facebook

I can’t explain it. Can you?

Update: It appears that there is an explanation…or so they say.

Bah Humbug.

I don’t think he’s happy that December is here.

fuck-christmas-bah-humbugImage source: Imgur via Reddit

Happy Cheese Grater is Happy

happiest-cheese-graterImage source: Imgur via Reddit

Florence and The Machinist

A friend of mine recently posted on Facebook describing his thoughts on the Florence and the Machine performance on SNL. He wasn’t impressed. Frankly, neither was I; so I responded.

And, of course, I couldn’t pass up a perfectly good Photoshopping opportunity:

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The dog days may be over, but the days of lame puns and poor Florence being dogged for her often annoying over-singing are not.

These frightened picture hooks can sense their impending doom.

They’re about to get nailed.

frightened-picture-hooksImage source: Imgur via Reddit

Gordon Keith jac(lyn)s off

If you live in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex and are not a tool, then you surely listen to 1310 The Ticket. And if you listen to 1310 The Ticket then you know of Gordon Keith, one of the hosts of The Musers in the morning.

Some people seem to be constantly annoyed by Gordo (George Dunham comes to mind), but I find him to be consistently hilarious.

This morning he delivered a simple yet certifiably laugh-out-loud line while running through today’s birthdays. I will share it with you below in the form of a quick photo story.

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The beauty of dogs, summed up in one picture.

Loyal, caring, compassionate.

Earth’s greatest animals.

Something tells me she agrees.

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Kayakrimony

ac·ri·mo·ny  (kr-mn)n. – Bitter, sharp animosity, especially as exhibited in speech or behavior.

kay·ak·ri·mo·ny – n. – same thing, but when exhibited by a kayak, as below.

kayakrimonyImage source: Imgur via Reddit

OH MY FITTED HAT!

GIF source: MSF

Oh, or maybe he’s saying something else…

Sadimir Putin

Because I have a dorky, web-warped sense of humor, this pic made me LOL.

sadimir-putinImage source: Cheezburger.com

Backwards GIFs can appear quite gruesome

At first you’ll be like, OMG!…

GIF source: Imgur via Reddit

But then when you watch this video and realize the GIF is backwards, you’ll be like…WHEW!

I bet this car rarely leaves the left lane

Because thou shall not pass…

gandalf-license-plateImage source: Imgur via Reddit

I would not want to live in a world without eyebrows

 

Image source: TinEye.com via Reddit

Baking a smiley pie is so easy it’s “Child’s Play”

A Redditor tried to make a “smiley face blackberry pie“. A cute idea, right?

Well, the result is what you see below.

Image source: Imgur

As described in the Reddit post, “the result was the creepiest fucking thing ever to come out of an oven.” I concur.

In fact, my first thought when I saw the thumbnail of this picture, before even reading the title, was this:

Notice the resemblance?

I loved this comment: “Stab it. Repeatedly. Right now.” Indeed.

Clever Car Thief Caught on Camera

Gotta admit…this is pretty ingenious.

This sign at a shoe repair store really shines

It is also laced with puns.

shoe-repair-signImage source: Imgur via Reddit

What other shoe-related puns can you come up with? Comment below.

Rather mesmerizing face-morphing GIF of assorted celebrities

It does indeed look like they’re chewing.

all-the-celebritiesImage source: Here via Reddit

Now, you’re challenge, should you choose to accept it: list all of the celebrities featured in this GIF. The comment section awaits your intrepid efforts.

The “Gut Check GIF” gets me every time

Those of us getting up there in years and pounds can definitely relate with this.

gut-check-gifGIF source: Joe-KS.com via Reddit